SENIORitis

Credit: Avery Dierks

SENIORitis at its finest

A widespread outbreak of severe senioritis is starting at the Academy of the Holy Names. Seniors everywhere are starting to become even more lazy, and procrastinating more than they already did before (yes, it is possible). Somehow this epidemic has become livable for seniors all around the country. This is because they are convinced that everything is “all good,” comments senior Hadley Chillura. Teachers everywhere have been wondering for years if there is any cure. There are many different symptoms to the “disease“. Here is a video of senioritis victims at Academy, that try and explain the allure of the epidemic, and why it is okay to live with.